![]() Papa Mars: You’re here to give a statement to the investigator. Young Duke Silver: Bro, I’ve been stuck waiting here for hours, what gives? Having looked over the body, his next step is to talk to the person who found it: Young Duke Silver. Meanwhile, across town, Papa Mars has arrived at the murder scene, where he quickly a) recognizes the victim as a former associate called Arthur Wallace and b) deduces that the murder wasn’t a robbery gone wrong, since Arthur’s money is still intact. Ivy’s clearly annoyed that Young Victoria Mars isn't living up to her potential, but has sympathy with her desire for an unconventional path. Inside, while Ivy rage-chops some carrots, the two debate the semantics of what just happened, and Victoria Mars tries to look sad enough about not enjoying governess school and the family dog dying to get Ivy’s sympathy. On the plus side, after he’s fallen into a post-vomit sleep, he happens to spot a murder happening just around the corner.Īlso having a bad day of a different sort? Ivy, who’s just returned home to find Young Victoria Mars sitting on the front steps, newly kicked out of training college. To be fair to him, he hasn’t eaten in two days, but also it is WILD to see our law-abiding detective pal stealing! Unfortunately, crime doesn’t pay, in the sense that almost immediately after eating the pie (which clearly tasted sus to begin with), Young Duke Silver ends up puking his guts up in an alley. Young Duke Silver starts his day in yesteryear by getting beat with a broom for sleeping on someone’s stoop, being rejected for a job helping run a meat pie stand, and then stealing a pie and running off with it. Also, we flash back 12 years to when our friends were wee teenagers, as a treat (and to stop us all from having a full on panic attack for real). Please wake up?Īnd then she grabs his hand and we all lose our collective minds. Barney the Morgue Bureaucrat was weirdly nice and said that since you hate chatter I should just sit with you. Baby Detective told me to read to you from a boring Russian novel, which might actually get you to wake up and beg me to stop. To be continued.Victoria Mars, cutting right to the point and getting increasingly emotional: Ivy’s saying I should just talk to you like nothing happened. Rachel stomped towards the end of the driveway while the rest of the men ran out the door behind her threatening violence when the episode ended. Chris Harrison told Rachel that she must speak to DeMario for ratings could speak to DeMario if she wanted to, which like, duh, of course she did. DeMario told security man Pauly and Chris Harrison that he wanted to defend himself to Rachel since his character had been “assassinated”. Thankfully DeMario broke up the party when he showed up at the gates, because I wasn’t going to survive much more. ![]() Meanwhile Adam continued on the doll theme by asking her to play with Barbies and Iggy challenged her to a thumb war. That meant Bryan the chiropractor gave her an adjustment and made out with her again while making that weird moaning noise he does. They all said yes, so either the Tickle Monster is a liar or even he has a health plan.įinally it was time for the end of the week cocktail party where all of the men who didn’t get a date with Rachel scrambled to make themselves relevant before the rose ceremony. But first, like the old married couple they are, they asked the men if they had jobs and/or health insurance. Then, like any sentient beings, they became obsessed with the show. Kelso and Jackie laughed hysterically while the men ran through a “Husband Material” relay race that included changing dirty diapers and removing hair from a clogged drain. Apparently Ashton and Mila started watching The Bachelorette when everyone kept saying that Jared H. Hopefully Dean, Jack, “Tickle Monster” Jonathan, Blake, Iggy, Kenny, Fred, and “Whaboom” Lucas also binge watched That 70’s Show because Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis made a guest appearance. With the long first night behind them, Rachel’s future ex-boyfriends reapplied their Axe body spray in preparation for the first group date. Here are the top moments with gif reactions. Parenthood may have finally broken me.īachelorette Rachel Lindsay jumped right into week two with her first one-on-one date, two group dates, three celebrity guests, one date crashing ex-girlfriend and one dog wearing a cast. ![]() I prefer to think of it as an immersive viewing experience. Plus, this many children in a single living space is exactly how I imagine the Bachelor Mansion to be, with all the crying and sleepless nights. I am currently neck deep in baby spf and chlorine on family vacation, but not even having six kids under the age of six in a beach condo can stop me from judging (mostly) hot men when I have the chance. There’s a level of dedication to The Bachelorette here at That’s Normal that shouldn’t be underestimated.
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